"FATHER'S DAY IS NOTHING BUT A GREETING CARD HOLIDAY," IS WHAT PAPA SAYS. IF THAT'S THE WAY PAPA FEELS, THEN HIS FAMILY JUST WON'T CELEBRATE THIS YEAR. BUT, AS THE BIG DAY ROLLS AROUND, AND THERE'S NO CARD, NO GIFT, AND NO BREAKFAST IN BED, PAPA'S SPIRITS SINK LOWER AND...